GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An